So here is an actual conversation I had with my girlyfriend tonight after a series of tornados touched down in our small county near Madison, Wisconsin. This is just about verbatim. After leaving her an urgent voicemail to call me asap, she called back 20 minutes later, all casual.
Me: ARE YOU OKAY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Amy: Yeah, what's up? (casually)
Me: Ummmmmm, multiple Tornados were reported to have touched down in your neighborhood! Are you ok??!?!?!?!?!?
Amy: I'm fine, Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllll!
Me: Really?!!!?!!!!!!?????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Amy: Yeah, I'm good!
Me: Ok, I'll talk to you later.
END SCENE (sky wide lightning all around me)
*Note* This conversation took place in the parking lot of Culvers in Middleton, Wisconsin during a post Tornado, Lightning storm.
I also tried to call you back like a minute after you called... would've left a message but....
ReplyDeleteWow you are the biggest liar. I hope you let Amy know the things you said to me about being in love w me, wanting to marry me, oh and that we had sex twice just the other night. Amy - this is Andys ex gf in NY.
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